5/27/25, 4:56 AM
How do I even write this? I was in a forest/filthy abandoned building type area and there was TFP Starscream, who had gained a considerable amount of weight from eating ice cream(???) He was not "fat" in the usual sense, but he was noticeably thicker. Next thing I know he had me pinned down and was grinding his crotch against mine,
but before I could, you know, have sex with him, there was a smash cut to a version of the Super Hero Time intro but with Baldi's Basics characters instead of a Kamen Rider; then the intro to Kyuukyuu Sentai GoGoFive started playing in its entirety. I woke up an hour before my alarm and found out my phone wasn't plugged in.
Notes: I hadn't watched GoGoFive in months when I had this dream. Did my own brain cockblock me during a Starscream wet dream because it wanted me to finish GoGoFive? Was this the work of an evil Psyma Beast? I'll never know for sure.
Tags: #weird, #sexual, transformers, #tokusatsu
5/25/25, 7:38 AM
It was the apocalypse and I was in a bunker with several diffent people when I found out there was a NEO Mushroom Garden update where there was a new moldy fungi called "Final" and when it was plucked, it would turn into Withered. It cost 3 NP.
Then, I went to a weird store in a shopping mall. There was a shitty game where you had to throw pennies at a small target until it breaks, then a man came in threatening to kill everyone. Uhh, there was also a guy complaining that his horror novel had been made into an erotic fanfic without his consent. The dream ended with the threatening guy being thrown across the room and split into two by an unknown force, then all of reality immediately cut to a corny reddit-tier anime meme.
Notes: I swear I've visited that store in previous dreams. The store is roughly triangle-shaped, and the walls are pink, sometimes there are bookshelves lining the walls, other times there isn't.
Tags: #weird
5/21/25, 6:05 AM
There was a PS4 game called, well, "PS4 All-Stars". It was not related to PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale in any way. It wasn't even a fighting game, it played more like Astro Bot. Oonishi Sugikane (or was it Ken Yamaguchi?) was in it as that games's PawaPuro rep instead of Pawapuro-kun for some reason. People who played the game kept pointing out how it looked like he was "streched in Photoshop". He was also both a playable character and boss. You did not unlock him by beating him, he was both of those things at the same time. I played the game myself, but I wasn't very good at it. When I died in the game I died in the dream and woke up.
Tags: #videogames, #pawapuro
5/20/25
I stumbled across a 13-year old video on Youtube titled "INSANE EARTHBOUND GLITCH" where it was blurry footage of the Simultaneous Defeat Glitch but the game very violently glitched out with loud noises and "blood" everywhere. During the glitch, there was a unsettling red smiling face taking up the right side of the screen. I think it was trying to talk to me.Notes: I have yet to play Earthbound.
Tags: #videogames, #scary
5/12/25
In which I was trapped in I think was the Windows 3D Maze game but the walls were made of human flesh and muscle tissue, and on top of that, Starscream Transformers was chasing me. It was scary, he was scary. He was talking about how he was gonna eat me for the entire dream. There were multiple levels of the maze, each one had a diffrent unerving texture for the walls. I think he did end up catching me because I don't remember how the dream ended.Notes: I watching "Monsters Inside Me" before bed, so that explains the walls of flesh, but it doesn't explain Starscream.
Tags: #transformers, #weird, #scary
4/22/25, 6:49 AM
I had one of those nightmares where you're back in high school again, but it wasn't my high school. The Transformers were there instead of students. I got to rizz up TFA Blitzwing and that's all I remember.
Tags: #school, #weird, #transformers
4/16/25, 6:38 AM
I had a scary dream about Herobrine. I woke up screaming.
Tags: #videogames, #scary, #minecraft
2/26/25
I was in the Transformers One universe. I got caught by Sentinel Prime (who was really huge). He taunted me for being so, so small and interrogated me about where I came from. He had really sharp teeth, and held me really close to his face. He later ate me after I failed to answer his questions.
Tags: #transformers, #weird, #scary
2/21/25
Konami released new plushies of Cocoro Hibikino and Atsumori Muneatsu. I woke up in the middle of the night excited as hell only to realize it wasn't real.
Tags: #pawapuro, #sad
1/31/25, 8:02 AM
There was new Animal Crossing game, and in it you could capture your villagers and sell them to Tom Nook for a price that varied depending on the "rarity" of the villager. Also you lived in the top floor of Nook's Cranny, which resembled Krusty Towers from SpongeBob for some reason.
Tags: #weird, #videogames
11/13/24
There was a major Twitter glitch where there was a chance for any Tweet you made to be a QRT of a completely random Tweet. It never got fixed.
Tags: #internet, #weird
8/2/24
Konami released a new PawaPuro game where you customized your avatar with different outfits. I was at the avatar customization screen clicking "Randomize" when one of the randomly generated outfits contained a t-shirt with a low-quality image of SpongeBob with the words "I'M RETARDED" above it in big letters and I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.
Tags: #pawapuro, #videogames
6/17/24, 7:06 AM
I was playing Miitopia with only default Miis when all of a sudden, there was a massive tonal shift and the Great Sage turned into this giant Parasite Eve-looking abomination that Kyle, the only Warrior on my team, had to fight. The game turned from a turn-based RPG to a Souls-like on the spot.
Tags: #videogames, #scary, #weird
6/8/24, 7:46 AM
I was downloading PawaPuro games for the Wii off of Vimm's Lair and came across a game titled "MLB Power Pros 2010" with "2010" being in a shitty out-of-place Impact meme font and I was like "Aw jeez, how could I forget about this one?" Then I woke up.
Tags: #pawapuro, #videogames
5/18/24
The "Basement Atsumori" dream
It starts with Hibikino Cocoro (from PawaPuro) driving up to this airport because her husband, Atsumori Muneatsu (also from PawaPuro) went missing in there. When she drives into the parking garage she immediately notices the lack of people. She goes in and the airport is totally abandoned with signs of a robbery/hostage situation.
After looking all over for her husband she finds these glowing mushroom/plant things growing on a door to the basement. She goes down and sees that Atsumori has mutated into this giant horrifying florescent ecosystem megafauna thing that's taken over the entire basement. He's basically unrecognizable in this state but Cocoro somehow knows it's him. Atsumori senses her presence and promptly swallows her while she screams bloody murder.
I woke up that morning in a cold sweat.
Notes: This is my "Purple They"
Tags: #pawapuro, #sad, #scary, #weird
4/22/24
I had a nightmare with a scary face; so I tried to conjure up emergency Phantom Thieves from Persona 5 to fight it off but then Joker became the scary face and it was so scary that I woke up in a cold sweat and couldn't go back to sleep for like 3 hours.
Notes: I was in a hotel room in Kentucky when this happened.
Tags: #videogames, #megaten, #scary
3/28/24, 6:29 AM
There was a new Pokémon move that got more powerful if the current terrain matched the Pokémon's type (ex. Ice Type Pokémon in Hail). The move was literally just called "Good" and had no type.
Tags: #videogames
10/30/23
Queen Cocoro from PawaPuro 2018 was added to ARMS as DLC but she wore a wife beater and sunglasses and smoked cigarettes to regain health. She did not have extendable ARMS, she just beat people up with a baseball bat.
Tags: #videogames, #pawapuro
10/11/23, 6:35 AM
I had a nightmare about a girl who had a sexual obsession with SONIC.EXE as a giant snail person and she made a comic where he slowly slithers over her body and it was so uncomfortable my brain immediately switched to a new dream.
Tags: #weird, #scary, #sexual
10/1/23, 10:45 AM
I had a dream that I drew this thing after watching phantom of the opera and posted it on Twitter, and everyone loved it and was making fanart of it. Below is a rough recreation of the thing.
Tags: #internet