12/29/21
There was a giant, lush forest, inhabited by many strange animals. Such as a pink furred sasquatch-like creature with pink smoke coming out of a hole in it's head, a pink blob with a giant mouth and a green horse with an apple for a head that was constantly farting. The forest was dying because of a terrorist group using the sasquatch's pink gas for a nefarious purpouse.
During all of this, the dream switched to inside an elementary school, a small girl was trying to write something with markers, but small purple bugs kept appearing, the girl later got sent home becuse of said bugs.
Near the end of the dream, A female spy dropped into a giant glowing server room and disabled some machine, the terrorist group was immediately defeated. People celebrated, and the forest became even bigger and even more diverse than before.
Tags: #weird
12/25/21
It began as a dream where I was packing up to go home from school, at night. But it morphed into a dream where a boy gets kidnapped by a strange couple who lived in the rural suburbs in a hi-tech San Francisco-like city.
he was held captive and abused for weeks. One night, a disheveled man in a white 90s-era minivan drives up to the house while everyone is asleep. The man, who I will name Lorenzo, somehow got the boy's attention by calling him on some sort of cell phone, and they devise an escape plan. There was some talk, and it ended with the boy taking his belongings and making a break for the front door, he hopped into the front passenger seat and they sped off. At this point, the boy turned out to be Pawapuro-kun. During the hour-long drive to his house, Lorenzo and Pawapuro-kun had a conversation. I can't remember what it was about but Lorenzo said something along the lines of "It's very hard to support yourself in a hi-tech world..." Once at his house, he took him up to a guest bedroom where his daughter(?) was waiting. He tucked Pawapuro-kun into bed and kissed him good night.
The next day, they drove downtown to a large mall, someone was trying and failing to run up the walls, as if trying to escape from something. A woman then came up to Lorenzo and gave a sales pitch about a new technology that worked off the blockchain. Pawapuro-kun immediately grew to a large size and began a rampage. The dream ended there.
Notes: IIRC this was the first dream involving PawaPuro/characters from PawaPuro I ever had.
Tags: #pawapuro, #weird, #scary, #abuse
10/31/21
El Chapulín Colorado was coming to Smash as a free DLC fighter, no new Stage, Music or Spirits. Everyone was shocked, some were angry. Sakurai was MIA the entire time. Then there was a scary Analog Horror SpongeBob parody with a genuinely scary scene of a warped & twisted Mr. Krabs staring directly into the camera that later became a popular reaction image on Twitter.
Tags: #videogames, #weird, #smashbros
3/29/21
There was this Korean anti smoking/drug ad campaign with this girl waking up to see a bunch of purple toys have appeared in her house, she's excited and later runs over to a pile of yellow candy bars, she starts eating them and grows older and sicker as the background fades into white, there are tall stacks of the candy bars in the distance & empty, melted candy bar wrappers on the floor, some of the candy bars in the stacks started melting and burning, showing a gooey white substance, the woman is now old and frail and she has a bunch of tubes in her back, she tries to smoke a cigarette but she vomits up viscous multicolored goop & dies, there's black text to the right of her saying “DON'T GET HOOKED” then the ad ends.
There was a reference to this ad in one of the Yasuka games where a static 3D model of the same girl in the ad is in a candy stores and if you touched her a box carrier would appear.
I went to school and my English teacher was making our class play a game about this ad, it was a multiplayer maze game and you find 7 purple toys while avoiding the sick lady, if you got caught you would be thrown up on,and red text saying “DEAD” would be superimposed over your face.
Tags: #weird, #scary, #drugs, #death, #videogames
2/18/21
A day after the Febuary 2021 Nintendo Direct, Nintendo made a tweet announcing the Nintendo Ideals, a handheld that looked like a cross between a Game & Watch and 3DS. Everyone hated it.
Tags: #videogames