During my birthday in 2022, I went on Transformers - The Ride 3D at Universal Orlando for the first time. I was very, very depressed and having a bad day. After an painfully long wait in line, I entered the ride vehicle with numerous other strangers, not knowing what to expect.

The only thing I remember about that ride experience was Evac. Not the 4 action-packed minutes of pure, unfettered CGI robot mayhem or even the wait in line. No. It was just Evac, the fake car you sit in that talks to you during the ride. There just was something about a big, strong alien robot man holding you close to him while asking you if you're okay in a hushed voice.

I could not stop thinking about TR3D for the rest of my trip and I also believe that was the experience that made me attracted to Cybertronians. Please let me motorboat your tits Evac.

Ride Summary

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